Buenos Wednesday to apologize for not uploading anything, but is not gathered my respective $ 6 to be in a caffe internet ... what rest is history now this ...
Well at this time of not being with you I have had many new bullshit adventure, action, suspense and romance all under the yoke of the weighting of the lowest passions .... ok ok this was a taqueria but ............. small does not sound right?
On Sunday I went to a taqueria "x" say taqueria "x" so that if someone reads this taqueria that I realción with what happened by the way .... someone has asked, for all of these taquerias are just the same? .. the need to type profile with genes Toluca Thai?
or all of these taquerias have funny names like the orientals, the Ayuuk lupita, the martial etc etc etc? be that we are part of an invasion of bloodthirsty taco franchises fast food type?
taqueria in the "x" (hahaha) with my companion in turn in order to satisfy our appetites as a good man good man before he approached the girl who would be our guest, I felt a slight pain in the stomach of those unusual pains, those pains that make you feel that a two-or are about to have a body experience or just walk you in the bathroom .. I chose the option number 2 and that there was any parent about to perform an exorcism.
I went with a stealthy walk into the small bathroom, while making reference to his hands would go to labarme (ja labarme hands if you like, then I do not), my partner just accent her head and smiled at my partner while I walked away (perhaps approaching the tragedy) to my struggle against destiny in the 2x2 room.
in and I set out to end the pain of stomach take h magazine for men who had in the bathroom I started to read while I finished with my physiological needs, when I finished uffffffffffffffffffff just did not know. ..... was the beginning (muajajajaja)
< ----------------------Yo sentado en el baño
I set out to end the ritual bath I take the corresponding role, throw in the trash, went up my pants, labe my hands, I comb (you never can be messy in a taqueria ) And prepared to pull the lever that will take all that was left on the porcelain cup ...... but? " hohooooo something happened while pulling the lever and saw what had to go NO VAT.
Note: They say that the best way to lose weight is to bar ................. yes but jajajajaja pumpkin bars.
I started to not panic and usually some of the bathrooms have a faucet, I set out to find this key and what is my surprise that where the key should be found a 3cm Ball popsica plasticine, do not ask me their function alone and that there was a ball of dough should popsica where be the key.
not heed to it, a man who is used to solve problems, this problem could not leave my food, then got ready to return to the archaic and pour water with a tray of water until you stop there was going to the beaches of Acapulco (acapluqueños hate them) or some other drain, to my surprise only found a cream-base Alpura of 1 / 4, do not ask me that by then there still do not understand if someone came to swallow the cream the bathroom, well try the asana of trying to transfer water from the sink to the toilet with this vessel, which was a reverend chaos because .....
this is the A) The rate was filled with micron which 1 / 4 cup water that would not do or mothers
B) the cup is on the opposite side of the sink so the water at the rate llevardicha poured a little water.
C) Auxiliooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..
Having said that the plan of trying to leave the shit sounded so little water and a little illogical after practice to which we join a factor that could unbalance my temper iron a particular sound a: TOC TOC TOC TOC ......
Hey knock on the door??
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
AHG! exact knock the door to what I just went instinctive ...
This ocupadooooooooo!
sesaron touches but he knew that everything had really hard, trying to think logically, I knew that waiting time had already been exhausted, that Haia someone waiting behind the door, if entered and saw tremendous shit would run the bath and all would point me in reference to that shit, while my companion got off ????.. would say not all the people like me hubicaria CAGON the taqueria .. would come but my mind is directed so as ... CAGON account the table 5
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo miviejo heart would not stand .....
So I'm just something you would only do in an emergency, I began to mourn and implore God that if one day he had challenged his power and if he needed a miracle was this specific day so go down the toilet, I kneel before the cup so as not ever know who fuck you multiplied the bread that I just wanted to take the crap that was in the cup ... I started to pray one Our Father, you'd better hope so faith asking for the appearance of the miracle and opened my eyes to complete the sentence I started to lift the toilet to see if God had mercy on me and had cast his work, dry my tears and I started to lift the lid with a motion of thanks made a last bow and prepared to lift the lid q hoping that God will take that big shit and deposited somewhere else .... I odorless
But ..........
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
This is god with a snniper killing aliens, so I could not help.
Same shit, in the same place, in the same room ... whether I knew that God was still angry at me for telling jokes on ....
I started to plan out the last hand is crap and eat until nothing is left in the cup but ........ .............. .... . ciertoooooooo not
Again ...
Me dispuse a el ultimo plan ,busque un gancho para poder empujar la mierda al fondo de la taza, no se iria pero esto me daria pie a poder pagar e irnos sin ningun problema. pero de donde saco un gancho, ja ya se, abri la caja del baño arranque el flotador y le pique a la taza, mientras los toquidos regresaban , aloje aquella mierda al fonde de la taza, me labe las manos limpie todo rastro del crimen y lave la cara cualquier asesino lo hace yo por que no...???
Sali del baño mientras veia la cara de la gente pero ninguna me apuntaba con el dedo indice como el cagon, segui a la mesa y segui como si nada despues de unos 20 minya habia olvidado toda the mission, when I heard something like ............. derrepente
.................. PUTA MOTHER LIKE NO WATER?? Salio
the guy who made me over in the bathroom to ask for a bucket of water that had covered his shit the bathroom, while returning to the bathroom to fetch water to clean your "grace" I heard a person saying
Q ue CAGON not?
And to think I could have been that CAGON!
-------------------> of regresooooooooooooooo.
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